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Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.
"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."
Hose Beast by David Wynn February 2, 2004
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In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!
"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"
hose bag by Reb1 November 15, 2005

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.
See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

hose beast

Human female that can't get enough cock.
"She's a real hose beast". From the film "The Wild Life" (1984).
hose beast by John H. Gamez April 20, 2006

Hose Rules 

"Oh man, I can't wait to give those guys the hose rules treatment!"
Hose Rules by A.Non1989 December 5, 2011

Hose Hunter

Definition of a Female in pursuit of a Fire Fighter.

Originated in Oswego County
She's always hanging around the Fire Station....I think she's looking for a Hose to handle. Women like her are Hose Hunters
Hose Hunter by Shayquandah April 17, 2014