Hooping

The action of smuggling/transporting something around up your asshole

Person 1: hey, you
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: can you get this past security for me?
Person 2: wtf no
Person 1: there is money in it for you
Person 2: fine
*later*
Tsa agent: this nigga hooping cocaine

by Grasshole September 10, 2019

Ankle Hooking

The act of having ones' ankles literally hooked behind their head during sexual activities, such as when two lovers meet up after a prolonged absence from each other.

My husband came home from his business trip and we had ankle hooking action all night long babeh.

or

My husband just left for sea and I need to head to the barracks for some ankle hooking. Right meow.

by magicconch333 October 5, 2009

Snow-Holing

The act of rimming a polar bear.

Dude You actually just rimmed a polar bear

Its Called Snow-Holing you dick

by SuperFreemano September 9, 2011

Hooligan things

A phrase to be used when don’t want to provide full details of what you are doing. Covers normal social activities such as visiting the gym

“What are you doing today?”
“Oh just hooligan things”

by Hooligan dawg November 3, 2022

Arm-holing

A competitive sport, best played in public spaces. Won by penetrating the enclosed space created by a person's arm (when placing their hand on their hip/head/a wall/another person) with one's own arm, as many times as possible without being caught.

"Tim and I were arm-holing so many people on the dance-floor last night! He nearly got punched in the head!"

by Superfreak August 23, 2012

memory-holing

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston

In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.

by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022

hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

by mangoman January 21, 2007