Sexual etiquette requires the female host of a romantic liaison to provide a hook or hanger upon which a gentleman may hang his trousers during foreplay and intercourse, lest they be wrinkled.
W: Kind sir, please make use of this pants hook upon my wall for your Guess Jeans.
M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
M: Thank you, kind floozy. I can tell you are a woman of exceptional breeding.
by Lord Wilmore March 6, 2010
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A woman (occasionally a man) who isn't a hooker or escort but rather is a sugarbaby with multiple sugardaddy or sponsor that are giving her an allowance for sex. These women delude themselves in to thinking they're not being paid for sex though the men are traditionally old enough to be their fathers or even grand-fathers in certain instances. Once they get a taste of the ease of money, many move from having 1 sugardaddy to multiple, blurring the lines of prostitution thus "baby hookers" or a "baby hook".
Tony: I met a new girl named Crystal last week and we're in an arrangement.
David: Me too! I though I was the only sugardaddy she had, she must be a baby hook
David: Me too! I though I was the only sugardaddy she had, she must be a baby hook
by Logical2018 November 21, 2018
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Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.
by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012
Get the Hooker's Toothbrush mug.The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
by BrockLi August 24, 2006
Get the dead hooker unit mug.1. Doggy style sex that includes taking one's middle finger, inserting it into the girls asshole, making a hook-like shape with said finger, pulling up as you pound her guts below.
2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market
2. A crude poorly made construction tool that will never make it to market
" The welds on this Hookdrill look like the frothy cum that bitch leaked out the other night after i Hookdrilled the shit out of her ass "
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"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"
"I was thinking of maybe just hookahing outside on campus or some shit"
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