Huffination

The act of working in a front office answering phones, doing paper work, and being told to stay in your PFC box.

The youthful marine spent the whole morning huffinating as the paper work and phone calls would not cease.

by Evan Barragan July 22, 2004

howfin

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006

Heffin' It Up

To live life as Hugh Hefner would. Enjoying the simple things in life, such as bitches, pools, and alcohol.

Since Bob Barker retired, he's been heffin' it up out on the west coast.

Man, I can't wait to quit this job, I'm gonna be heffin' it up 24/7.

by millerguy85 July 16, 2009

Hiffing

A laugh one has that only comes out of their nose. Breathing heavily out of your nose in laughter in place of out of your mouth.

"I was watching Comedy Central. The comedian made me hiff a lot."
"His joke made me hiff."
"I was hiffing a lot at how funny the new kid was.

by kpillow August 31, 2010

hoffies

To Hoffies, when an individual strikes out with girls. Or struggles to seal the deal.
Forcing one to re-return to a previously dipped chick

Bruce pulled a Hoffies with Shelly..
Didn't anyone see Paul pull a Hoffies at OX braai with Shiv, classic Hoffies

by xfit blokes April 29, 2014

huffinaswog

swabbing carbonated soda around in someone's asshole using a q-tip

"Did you hear that Jacob is a huffinaswogger?"

by dhahdahdadadadada November 4, 2019

Huffing hobo

That retard that starts to breve heavily for no reason and it’s super annoying

Ethan Michael Estree is a huffing hobo

by I_live_withahobo November 9, 2019