hoeologist

the profession of someone who studies hoes. these people are able to determine whether or not someone is a hoe and/or how to become one.

1) can you tell me if jessica is a hoe?
2) hold on, i know a hoeologist

by certified hoeologist April 11, 2019

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

Hoedown

When there are 2 or more hoes fighting each other

Ah man there’s going to be a hoedown after school, everybody’s going to be there and the main fighters are lakisha, towya, Ashley and Karen you can’t miss it

by I'm.dah.kid August 7, 2020

Hoeboss

The boss of all hoes .

“I’m the hoeboss if the hoe leave that’s the hoe loss , I’ll call my brother & get yo hoe tossed.”

by Shanaeb June 9, 2021

Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

Horzor

A type of alcoholic drink that tastes so good you'd swear there was no alcohol in it. Created by a man in CT USA known only as HoR.

That isn't your mommas fruit punch, that's Horzor baby.

by HoR January 20, 2005

Hoeology

a major offered at the university of wisconsin. Hoeology taken by many of thr badgers basketball players. As they are recruited to play basketball for bo ryan on the court, the are recuited to be hoelogist off the court.

Many of the players began to list hoelogy as a major on facebook.

Example: Trevon Hughes is currently majoring hoe-ology.

Trevon Hughes is currently listed as majoring in hoeology at the University of Wisconsin. He is a hoe-ologist.

by Brian Butch October 26, 2007