hoebaggy

a word for someone who is a douche bag; this type of person is a dumbass and says retarded stuff 24/7; This is also somebody who lacks in friends; an overall loser.

Origin: A great pirate and lumberjack of a man made it when in his math class as a comeback to a lame remark by a Patel.

Donny: Celine Dione ROCKS!
Cool Kids and Nonlosers: What a freaking hoebaggy.
Third Person: 4serious.

Ryan: Hey guys let's go pick up fine hunnies at the mall!
Us: You are such a fcken hoebaggy.
Ryan: Your mom.
Us: Well I gotta give you some props, I myself used to go to the mall to pick up fine hunnies,...then I turned 10.

by Anti-HOEBAGGY July 28, 2008

hoeladex

itz whatcha pull outcha back packit ta git the hoes rollin on over to the place, with tha peeps, for some nasty sticky midnight treats!!!

Yo this party is bunk...imma pull out my hoeladex and git this mutha krunk...gotta dangle ya worm in the water to see if any trophies are biting...werd'm out!

by Kid LOCO April 1, 2007

hoebag

(adj.) another way to call someone stupid because hoes are often quite ditsy. But should only be used this way when you're joking around with you're friends because it's an insult and some people will think that you're calling them a whore when you don't mean it that way.

(some people also use skankbag. It's the same thing)

"You're such a hoebag."

by sillybillybob June 6, 2009

Hoemade

1. n. A scrared person, a punk ass mark.

2. n. A soft ass punk thats scrarred to fight, ride, ect.

Man, fuck Jared that hoemade ass nigga ain't gonna do shit.

by Suplie Pmac June 28, 2009

Hoebag

The act of fucking multiple men and thinking your special for it. In some cases fucking more then one man in just one day.

Sara fucks every man in town and thinks she is "special" but really she is just a big fat hoebag

by Gotchabiotch69 April 12, 2011

hoebag

also can be called jake. this person CANNOT be trusted at all. this person is a straight up slut face who has no morals at all. this person will lie, lie, lie. dont believe anything this person says and dont trust them at all. this is a warning

`eww, look at that ugly turtle looking like hoebag over there !

by besttttttt January 23, 2009

Hoebagel

A term used for a person's significant other. Hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his slutmuffin. Both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough space to receive pleasure. Not always a term of sexual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.

Guy: I love you slutmuffin.
Girl: I love you too hoebagel.

by Slutmuffin1863 March 10, 2009