helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005

Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.

"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"

by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007

heteroflexible

I'm straight but 20 bucks is 20 bucks

"Hey my nigga you heteroflexible?"

"No?"

"I got twenty dollars."

"Shit aight"

by kindagaykindakinky June 2, 2019

Drop a heater

pinch a loaf, take a dump, poop

"Let me go, I gotta go drop a heater."

by Kerry August 14, 2003

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008

no hetero

A phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heterosexual statement.

Some guy: Her ass is mine. No hetero!

by Curious December 6, 2006

Heterofatalism

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.

Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.

by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021