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helter skelter

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."
by keith May 13, 2005
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Peter heater

An exceptionally warm vagina.
"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"
by Christopher Blake Mitchell February 1, 2007
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heteroflexible

"Hey my nigga you heteroflexible?"

"No?"

"I got twenty dollars."

"Shit aight"
by kindagaykindakinky June 2, 2019
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Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!
You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!
by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008
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no hetero

A phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heterosexual statement.
Some guy: Her ass is mine. No hetero!
by Curious December 6, 2006
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Heterofatalism

Also called heteropessimism, heterofatalism is an attitude of embarrassment or negativity towards one's heterosexuality. Heterofatalism consists of a performative disaffiliation with heterosexuality and a desire to have a different sexual orientation.
Sarah keeps saying that she hates dating men and that she wishes she were a lesbian. This is an example of heterofatalism at its finest.
by DeathlessKKC July 12, 2021
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