hernandez

noun: One of which comes from mexico and cant read. She usually smells of cabbage and hot dogs.

Man your such a hernandez

by freeballs September 15, 2006

Creamy Hernandez

When a man is about to cum from receiving fellatio and quickly removes his penis from his victims mouth and thrusts it up their nostrel so that he ejaculates just as he achieves maximum nostrel penetration.

Man that chick is so hot, i would love to give her the old Creamy Hernandez.
Alex is such a prick, last night he gave me the Creamy Hernandez.
Emma took a Creamy Hernandez from her cousin, and loved it.
Cory lost his sense of smell after I gave him the Creamy Hernandez.

by LambBearPig August 17, 2009

hernberg

adj. 1. to be really really really ridiculously good looking and slutty 2. resembling a small green three nippled alligator

1. "Oh my god look at the new kid!"
"yeah, i heard he's a model. He's so hernberg *sigh*"

2. "You have really dry skin and a third nipple"
" i know. im so hernberg right now"

by michael j knickerboker November 19, 2007

Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez

A phrase used to describe when something or someone is gone forever, like Aaron Hernandez.

"You think she's the one?"
"Nah, Im just trynna hit it once then I'm Gone forever, Aaron Hernandez."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

Sports Hernia

Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.

Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.

The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.

If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!

by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009

Herniac Arrest

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

Herny

Slang term for someone who is seemingly constantly sexually aroused by anything. Origins relate to Henry Kissinger and old jokes about "Herny's Kissen' Ya!"

Also used as a replacement for the term "Horny".

"Gosh that guy is a right Herny!"
"You make me so Herny."

by bushrat September 13, 2014