Herpatitis

Blanket term for illnesses or pains that aren't actually diagnosable.

"My back is killing me and my head hurts like a b*tch, I swear I must have herpatitis or something"

by Mr mc E February 18, 2020

Herpatitis

When you lose count of how much oral you do and the bumps around your mouth are out of control.

Bro, the herpatitis around your mouth is savage!

by Boneface7880 December 27, 2021

Herpatitis

The enjoyment or arousal found in giving someone else herpes only for true connoisseurs.

I found this girl who’s a herpatitis

by The std collector September 8, 2023

hepatits

High Efficiency Particulate Air bosom.

Stymied by the lack of a particulate mask, the scientist turned to his co-workers hepatits

by Momma Pasta August 21, 2024

Hipatitis

People who try so hard to be "hip" they gain Hipatitis. And then later on, they will get hip pain and osteoarthritis.

You so hip, Mr. Hippopotamus. But really, you got the Hipatitis and diabetes.

by Joepoe December 24, 2025