sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022

Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

by unklebear February 25, 2021

Heifer Hideaway

Female counterpart to a “man cave”

Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.

by ashane November 3, 2025

Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

Heifer

A fat version of virgin

"Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"

"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"

by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025