An overweight lesbian.
by ActualJohnCena May 07, 2020
Hef-fur-ness
Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
Heiferness <noun> this is typically a condition suffered by a thirsty non factor female that either A.) Wants attention, or to be accepted by others in a group of a social setting. B.) A thirst trapp that came seem to keep a man for longer than a quick one night stand.
E.I that bitch suffers from Heiferness!
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
< adj > Heiferness is a cultural language that most chicks in the hood can understand. Typically this is a African American female that grew up in the hood.
Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.
Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
Sometimes her heiferness can get in the way of using proper English but she tries so hard.
Heiferness can be slowly treated through reading books, learning new culture ways that's outside of your zip code, edification of body language and speech and most importantly learning how to refine one's life.
by Xanathoes December 14, 2022
Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."
by ykayfields May 04, 2011
Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022
An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022