Haslam

{Haz-luhm} noun: a person of wealth, affluence, or social status who repeatedly makes poor decisions or mistakes involving a franchise in the spirit of sports and competition.

Verb: the function of making a sports franchise uncompetitve and disdained through consistently poor decisions by a person or persons of wealth, affluence, or social status.

Noun example: Did you see ownership is trading our best player? What a Haslam.

Verb example: Wow, we really Haslamed this offseason now that Myles Garrett was traded.

by Anonymous Browns Fan February 3, 2025

Haslam

aka "Jed Clampett." A hillbilly who fell ass-backwards into inheriting multi-generational wealth, but he's as stupid as the day is long. And despite all of his money, he just can't stop tripping over his own dick.

- You're kidding me, THAT guy owns a sports franchise?

- Yeah, he's a real Haslam.

by Roberto_Shenanigans February 6, 2025

Braden Haslam

6 foot 1 inch tall, sex dog who is number 1, however he thinks that that mac's are better than surface book's

Braden Haslam is cool, but he thinks that macs are better than surface's

by Braden Haslam October 17, 2019

Sumaya hassam

A girl who smiles at everything you will normally see this person in bed time clothes either coming downstairs or going back up with a gown on accompanied by another just like her you rarely get to see sumaya so if you do consider yourself lucky as the bat never leaves the cave unless it’s hunting time for packet noodles or snacks

“Gosh man your such a Sumaya hassam always in a gown never out at all”

by oh yeah baby October 6, 2023