That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!
by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014
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Get the Dry-Handed mug.Hafeez.. welll, it means guardian but he's much MORE then that.. He's very understanding, extremely kind, strong, trustworthy, funny, patient, intelligent, supportive, friendly, respectful, the list goes on but he is .. A True Prince!!..
He's the most nicest person I know!! He would do Anythiing he can to help you out in problems.. He's not the typical gangster/ prep dude but he's not a simple nerd either, He's not like all the typical guys out there.. His name is HAFEEZ and he's absolutley UNIQUE.. He's just.. PERFECT!! (<< But even this word doesnt define him).. He's the guy whos ALWAYS there for you!!.. Whenever ur down, He's always there to cheer u up! He's funny and can make anyone laugh.. When ur with him u feel safe and free.. You can talk to him about anything and he will ALWAYS listen and NEVER criticise or judge you.. He's so easy to talk to.. When you talk to him you never have to worry that he'l tell someone else because u can Trust him and talk to him about ANYTHING! When ur with him he makes you feel OUT OF THIS WORLD he treats u.. like a STAR!.. He's funny and can be immature at times but he's the BEST FRIEND anyone could everr have or ask for!!.. He's the guy dat every girl DREAMS of and any girl would DIE for! He's just the BEST person in the world!!! People like him are hide to find, He's one in a MILLION!!.. When he's around, you dont want to wish for anything else.. He has special powers which no one else has.. He can lighten up ur day without even trying and make all your wishes come true, like an ANGEL!.. He's something out of this world.. Truely Incredible, Extordinary, Miraculous and SPECIAL!!!.. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is misunderstood or doesn't have a brain!
He deserves the BEST!!! I just want him to know this and remember it forever!!
He means ALOT to me, He's just like my brother but a best friend to.. without him i dont no what i would do!.. Anyone who doesnt no him, there life is seriously incomplete!
I could be here all day talking about Hafeez.. but even what i wrote isn't enough because there are No words that can explain how AMAZING Hafeez actually is!!!
He's the most nicest person I know!! He would do Anythiing he can to help you out in problems.. He's not the typical gangster/ prep dude but he's not a simple nerd either, He's not like all the typical guys out there.. His name is HAFEEZ and he's absolutley UNIQUE.. He's just.. PERFECT!! (<< But even this word doesnt define him).. He's the guy whos ALWAYS there for you!!.. Whenever ur down, He's always there to cheer u up! He's funny and can make anyone laugh.. When ur with him u feel safe and free.. You can talk to him about anything and he will ALWAYS listen and NEVER criticise or judge you.. He's so easy to talk to.. When you talk to him you never have to worry that he'l tell someone else because u can Trust him and talk to him about ANYTHING! When ur with him he makes you feel OUT OF THIS WORLD he treats u.. like a STAR!.. He's funny and can be immature at times but he's the BEST FRIEND anyone could everr have or ask for!!.. He's the guy dat every girl DREAMS of and any girl would DIE for! He's just the BEST person in the world!!! People like him are hide to find, He's one in a MILLION!!.. When he's around, you dont want to wish for anything else.. He has special powers which no one else has.. He can lighten up ur day without even trying and make all your wishes come true, like an ANGEL!.. He's something out of this world.. Truely Incredible, Extordinary, Miraculous and SPECIAL!!!.. Anyone else who thinks otherwise is misunderstood or doesn't have a brain!
He deserves the BEST!!! I just want him to know this and remember it forever!!
He means ALOT to me, He's just like my brother but a best friend to.. without him i dont no what i would do!.. Anyone who doesnt no him, there life is seriously incomplete!
I could be here all day talking about Hafeez.. but even what i wrote isn't enough because there are No words that can explain how AMAZING Hafeez actually is!!!
by a unknown person February 13, 2009
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With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.
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Get the Left-handed cannoli mug.When having sex with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the ass of the giving partner. Named after Thaal Sinestro, the arch nemesis of the Green Lantern, the name is a reference to the fact Sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people anally, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.
guy 1: I was having sex with this girl last night and I stuck it in her ass without telling her first.
guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?
guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.
guy 2: Oh man that sucks!
guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)
guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?
guy 1: she wasn't happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.
guy 2: Oh man that sucks!
guy 1: ...I kind of liked it (._.)
by balooboo May 7, 2011
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