Haneef is a cute ass nigga that anyone would die for😍. He can make any girl happy. A lot of girls is on his meat cause he dumb cute😍
by Jayboogie123 March 14, 2017
The pengest boy u will ever know has the best personality , beautiful eyes that one guy every girl wants 😍🙌🏽🔥
by Unknown77372828/82 May 17, 2018
It is a type of boy whom you wanted to date in high school but couldn't because he was too good to be real and exist only in fictional books. So when you saw him in real life you couldn't believe your eyes that an Angel like him exists in real life . You feel like you are just dreaming he can't be real . He is too good to be real . He will give you whole movie experience and he is so dreamy you will feel like you are in heaven .
Oh he is such a haneef he is making me so dreamy I can't focus on anything at my life is heaven now because of him .
by policestationwaliladki November 25, 2021
You cant hate a Haneef they are the most forgiving and giving people that enjoy laughing and the simple things life has to offer they are understand and dont like to stand out but enjoy doing things from behind the scenes they hurt when other people and just want peace and love they dont care for unauthentic ppl and are true originals they are very intelligent and dont mind talking about the ideas about the world is he gives by far the the best advice and are loyal to a T they never will judge you and are very artist and one of the most beautiful people inside and out they love a good sci-fi movie very humble people even though they have a lot to boast about they have the ability to change the energy of any room they walk in and life up everyone around they they analyze people and not to much gets by a haneef they do get moody if they dont feel loved or appreciate if u have a haneef in your life u are a very lucky person cause not to many people with give u unconditional love like them very very good people and they know it extremely funny and dominate and will win most fight so dont piss them off
by Lucidreams June 4, 2021
A fortnite boy who is short but extremly adorable. Trys to act like a cool boy, fails, but it one of the nicest boys you know.
by KazooBoi December 14, 2018
being "haneefed" is when you are on a 457 visa and thrown out of australia for no good reason. Its in reference to the indian Dr Mohamed Haneef who had his visa terminated. It can also be used to refer to unfair treatment from customs officals.
Jim: hey pete, what you doing back in england?
Pete: The Australian Government haneefed me!
Or
Pete: Hey, stop haneefing me!! Im innocent!!
Pete: The Australian Government haneefed me!
Or
Pete: Hey, stop haneefing me!! Im innocent!!
by SBSP-sydney August 29, 2008
Jacob - "Bro have you seen the new anime thing?"
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*
John - "Yeah, it sucked."
Jacob - "Don't say that around here, dude!"
John - Why not?"
{Sounds From A Distance} - "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jacob - "Thanks a lot dude'
{ETHAN HANEEF} *Throws Massive Shuriken And Kills Them Both*
by xXJazzMasterXx September 7, 2018