An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."
or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
by willis_ May 24, 2009
Get the Heavens Curve mug.1) The place where the elderly go to die....but only after they drive slowly in the left lane in their obnoxiously large, white, American cars.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
2) A city in Florida with an ass ton of inconveniently placed lakes.
3) Downtown Orlampa.
4) Snowbird central.
Person 1: Dammit! Why is this person in a Grand Marquis driving in the left lane 20 mph under the speed limit parallel to this guy in the Crown Victoria?!?!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Because they're old, senile, and about to die. But I guess you'd drive slowly too if you couldn't see over the steering wheel...
Person 1: Wait...why the hell does Winter Haven have more lakes than Lakeland?
Person 2: Good question...
Person 1: Should we go to Warped Tour in Orlando or Tampa?
Person 2: Both!! Hells yeah for living in Orlampa!
Person 1: Why is everything so crowded all of a sudden??
Person 2: The snowbirds have migrated... They need to GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bubblemuffin August 1, 2008
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Get the Haven gice done mug.1. The Metal Gear vision of a perfect heaven for soldiers in the Metal Gear series, it started with the Bosses vision, which Big Boss carried on, the physical 'Outer Heaven' made by Big Boss was infiltrated by Solid Snake in the original Metal Gear Game, but has carried on and had many other Physical Representations
2. A Political Discord Server for those who are on the right side of the political spectrum, known for helping take down the HWNDU (He Will Not Divide US) movement, and it's usage of Names from the Metal Gear Universe.
2. A Political Discord Server for those who are on the right side of the political spectrum, known for helping take down the HWNDU (He Will Not Divide US) movement, and it's usage of Names from the Metal Gear Universe.
by TestiesBesties February 2, 2019
Get the Outer Heaven mug.A phrase used to calculate the amount of time it takes you to do something. Usually something around 8:02 or longer.
With all this traffic, my drive that should have been as long as the Highway to Hell took as long as the Stairway to Heaven.
by MattyPooh December 18, 2012
Get the Stairway to Heaven mug.- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
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- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch
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- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch
by sebish April 13, 2009
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