smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

Haydon

A man with a massive cock and he likes one girl, he is loyal, handsome, funny and over all good in bed

Haydon is so sexy

by Vibrating mr Ashton September 18, 2018

Haddock Slammer

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

by richaroo May 12, 2003

Large Hadron Collider

It's a series of tubes.

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-

by brapitan October 26, 2008

Die-Hardon

When watching something particularly manly, such as action films or explosions, an erection ensues.

I enjoyed that pipe bomb so much, I got a Die-Hardon

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

Hardon's

Slang word for the fast-food chain Hardee's.

Do you want to go to Hardee's, Barfy's, Pizza Slut, or Taco Smell?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Haddock Pasty

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

by Dach September 25, 2003