Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.

Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?

by BTKD March 15, 2011

glumpkin

while getting oral sex you play guitar hero

I wouldnt stop playing guitar hero when my girlf friend was over, so she ended up giving me a glumpkin

by rob cali February 29, 2008

glumpkin

When a dude recives oral sex (from a girl or a guy)while taking a shit on the toilet.

Yeah i liked that girl, but she wouldnt even gimme a glumpkin so i droped that bitch.

by -spartan- March 15, 2003

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

Grumpkins

Blumpkin from a Solid gold robot

Steve: Dude, I was on the Blumpkin Bus yesterday and i totally got Multiple Grumpkins from that Solid gold Hobot

by shabunia February 13, 2009

fatty glumpkin

When a dude gets a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, This chick came over last nite while i was dropping a deuce and gave me a fatty glumpkin

by trivash April 20, 2004

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009