Grotto

A large stick, preferably with alot of branches sticking out in all directions.

Hailey- Woah, look at that huge grotto!
Julia- OMG let's go carry it around, show it off to our friends

by hailey sturk & julia maxwell May 2, 2009

GOTTI CHICK

A girl or woman with a snotty attitude, great looks and has to be around a guy for money and status. GOTTI CHICKS are always tan always have new clothes, shoes, handbags, and always date someone with an attitude and some sort of status. You will never see a GOTTI CHICK with the average JOE. GOTTI CHICKS love juice heads, and fake boobs. There always looking for the bigger better deal. Don't let them fool you for a second that they are going to stick around. Even if they dont have money and are faking it they still cary themselves with that attitude.The GOTTI chicks at clubs and bars usually wear Stunner shades and look like complete bitches.

Kim Kardashian, Raven Riley, All the girls from laguna beach the hills, any of those reality tv shows usually have one GOTTI CHICK IN THEM

by bGREEEZY January 12, 2009

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009

Grottle

An uncommon mispronounciation of the word "groat", a medieval coin worth four pence.

I'll steal all your pennies and grottles.

by PenniesAndGrottles December 31, 2022

Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.

Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.

by poolgrk May 21, 2020

Grottage

to search the internet for mentions of, or references to, oneself.

Derivation: Google-frottage (frottage meaning the act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification).

I was grottaging yesterday and came across an old picture of myself when I used to resemble a walrus.

He likes to grottage before going to bed.

by Falcon B Mews March 24, 2010

gottie

A gottie is when you roll two Dutches(cause thats what we smoke on the east coast) into one fat and very long blunt by connecting them at each end with the second dutches outter leaf.
Gotties usually consist of at least three grams of danc nugs or more.

Robbie- yo did you see that blunt devin rolled last man?!

Brandon- Yeah man it was a fucking gottie. Man that kid knows how to roll a good dutch.

by DCanny August 12, 2008