In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.
Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
by LDR November 9, 2006
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Liz: "Why do you have to be such a grouchopotamus? Besides, it's like noon."
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Liz: "Why do you have to be such a grouchopotamus? Besides, it's like noon."
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The word can also be used as frequently as desired and can replace any type of word from nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives, adverbs and prepositions.
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Guy 1: Groinch (Hey) did you see that groinch (game) last night?
Guy 2: Yeah it was pretty groinch (awful) unfortunately
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Guy 1: I have to go to the groinch (doctors) this afternoon
Guy 2: Groinch (Damn), hope you're all groinch (good) by groinch (tonight)
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Guy 1: I groinch (have) a groinch (hole) in my groinch groinch (left arm)
Guy 2: Groinch groinch groinch (I don't care)
Guy 2: Yeah it was pretty groinch (awful) unfortunately
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Guy 1: I have to go to the groinch (doctors) this afternoon
Guy 2: Groinch (Damn), hope you're all groinch (good) by groinch (tonight)
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Guy 1: I groinch (have) a groinch (hole) in my groinch groinch (left arm)
Guy 2: Groinch groinch groinch (I don't care)
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So, I was banging away, when my dick came out on the downstroke and hit her pudenda on the upstroke. The grouchy turtle would not let me get any more that night.
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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
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She queefed while I was eatin' her. My proud peacock became a grouchy turtle after that mess.
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