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13 Inch Grinch

It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.
Man, you look like the 13 Inch Grinch met with you last night!
by Fat Moon March 9, 2018
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gritchy

-- gritty and itchy and frustrating
-- anxiety inducing
-- annoying
Beginning in southern Ontario Canada, specifically Burlington, "Gritchy" has been in ever expanding use since the late 1960's
-- His acne was everywhere. It was gritchy to look at.
-- Sex in any position on dry sand and without a blanket, is gritchy.
by claybie August 25, 2009
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Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.
Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."
by Turhamkey March 16, 2013
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sex grinch

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.
Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.
by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010
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one inch grinch

dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch
by emi March 13, 2004
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grinch vision

To be high on marijuana. A term coming along on the westside. The feeling you get when high on some type of marijuana, your face and cheek bones feel like they are raised to the sky! Almost like resembling the Grinch. Once you look in the mirror though, your face is normal and you expected to see something very different.
Man we smoked mersh, but still got grinch vision! I love those highs.
by Gracen May 2, 2007
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Grinchmas

Those people not happy with the Christmas Season, not being with family, or simply over it, thus turning themselves into the Grinch and waiting for the holidays to end
Joe: Dude, whats wrong with Rob? Its almost Christmas!
Rob: Joe, he has to work this year and will be alone, He's only celebrating Grinchmas
by bigdeez December 23, 2009
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