asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

get griddy

right foot creep oh walkin with the heater look around stay low make sure they dont see ya catch em bad walk down hit em with the heater the devil under yo feet you on your way to see em

yo dude get griddy lmao

alr

right foot creep oh walkin with the heater look around stay low make sure they dont see ya catch em bad walk down hit em with the heater the devil under yo feet you on your way to see em

by sussyman815 April 12, 2022

Griddy

a goofy ahh fortnite dance that blippi failed at

Ew look at thomas he's hitting the griddy

by GayFemalefrfrfrfr October 31, 2022

Doing the Griddy

Doing the griddy is for lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

oh shit look! carter’s doing the griddy, what a nerd!
Doing the Griddy: (Verb) lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

by Candace Dickfit May 5, 2022

Doing the Griddy

Doing the ‘griddy’ means you get zero bitches. it can also mean you want to get bitches but you physically can’t.

Look, Carter’s doing the griddy, I bet he gets no bitches

by Candace Dickfit May 5, 2022

get griddy

having sex multiple times in a short span of time

yo lets go to a party tonight so I can get griddy

by marlenballer17 February 1, 2022

Griddy Grant

Griddy Grant is one of the most powerful people in the world, even the power of all the gods combined couldn't even scratch him. Be careful when you are around this almighty being, he could hit a griddy and banish you to the shadow realm.

"Griddy Grant has breached containment, kill yourself before he gets to you, NOW!"

by DiscipleofGriddyGrant July 22, 2022