Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.

Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.

Grenade by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023

Grenade

Ight this is a mean one, but this version of the word “grenade” is coined by the infamous tv show the jersey shore

It’s when a woman or a man is the ugliest out of the group of friends their apart of and yall are trying to link/ hook up after the bar or meet up but someone has to also hook up or keep the ugly person occupied so everyone else can crack who their actually attracted to, aka (taking one for the team)

Sidenote: not all but the same people who use this term get real tender when they are the grenade

Jason: bro there is some FINE shit over there but you see that girl over there

Lacy: oh no don’t tell me

Jason: bro plz jump on the grenade if you don’t we all ain’t cracking shit tonight

Lacy: Igh but you owe me big time

Grenade by Melo2967 January 3, 2026

grenade. 

Hand- held explosive, used mainly by people who wish to inflict pain and death. (eg. Terrorists, soldiers)
To use a grenade, one would remove the pin and throw the grenade in the direction of the target, where under normal circumstances, it would explode.
Not reccomended for children. Or anyone at all, really.

He threw the grenade. There was a shout, an explosion, a scream, and then, silence.

grenade. by Carl "The Other Guy" June 1, 2006

grenade factory

(n) - a term used to describe a place/area where there is a high number of grenades or grenade launchers or where the grenades simply out number the hot chicks. This term is used in the same manner that "cockfest" would be used to describe a gathering of moslty dudes.

So how was the party last night bro? -It sucked, it was a total "grenade factory," so we left quick.

grenade factory by D-Rod928 September 7, 2010

Grenade Syndrome 

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.

My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!

Grenade Syndrome by Ro-Em June 24, 2016

Grenade of Grenade 

The real name for the Call of Duty series. The only people who don't acknowledge this as the series' actual name are the hardcore fans, who protect their sacred game above all else, and are ignorant to reason.

Person 1: "I love Call of Duty!"
Person 2: "Don't you mean Grenade of Grenade? I hate that game."
Person 1: (insert rage-filled rant here)

Grenade of Grenade by stiffshifter July 24, 2010

Grenade Syndrome 

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.

My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!

Grenade Syndrome by Ro-Em June 24, 2016