Gradute

A lesser more simple minded version of a graduate. Usually people who go to a college instead of a university.

''Hey Gibbs How'd you get on at Algonquin?"

"Good man thanks, I am now a gradute with full honours"

by Doodledumb January 4, 2019

Graduke

A fart of a extremely disgusting matter

Man, I just had a graduke

by Drake Foley March 9, 2020

Grasotus

What you call a person that just keeps hitting new lows everytime you interact with them.

"Did he seriously try to jump over that fence? This guy's such a Grasotus!"

by Grasotus October 31, 2020

Graduated from McDonald’s

You could say someone graduated from McDonald’s when he looks and sounds very expert about a topic he is talking about as if he mastered it, even though he cannot back it up.

- Dips are absolutely the worst chest exercise!! They are good at working triceps and lower chest but not the upper chest. Avoid it!!
-Bro graduated from McDonald’s university

by Tony The Beast May 21, 2023

birthday gras

A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.

P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"

by Anon7465835 March 14, 2010

graduation

1. A ceremony which celebrates your ability to sit in a small box for 12 years and not fall asleep too often.

2. A related ceremony which divides 4+ years of more advanced education and the crippling debt which follows.

"The only important thing about graduation is that you never have to see the people that pissed you off for the last 4 years ever again."

by MSX01 August 24, 2011

gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college

My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.

by wordhero293 December 12, 2009