golem

one who stays home all day and doesn't go to work/school.

a certain robed person with the initials a.f.c.

"i'm taking a golem day today."

by hatesmornings May 27, 2009

One eyed mud golem

A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex

Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.

by Thriftin December 27, 2016

Golemly

The nicest Asian in the game, and hit puberty at age 11. Golemly plays like a bitch and never uses his specialist

Why are you not using your specialist? Great you are pulling a Golemly

by Twiztful June 13, 2016

Goyemsplain

When non-Jewish people attempt to explain the Jewish experience to Jews.

Goyemsplain - Donald Trump Goyensplained to American Jews that they were not smart enough to realize why they voted for the people they vote for.

by PollosHermanos August 20, 2019

Golemo ako

A bulgarian way to say you "are my best friend"

You are golemo ako

by Naki hater March 1, 2021

Golem

Golem is a card in a popular mobile game Clash royale by Supercell, if you ever encounter a person using it in game you are allowed to commit war crimes and kill yourself, because thw chances of you winning are lower than the golem user's confidence level. A person which uses golem has probably been held hostage by 15 big black men in a basement where he was raped continuously, after escaping he became addicted to sucking cock and riding huge dicks, his mother is a drug addict and his father has never returned from the store.

Josh:"Hey man you're looking kinda upset, what's up?"

Daniel:"It's just that i haven't been able to drink a gallon of fresh semen yesterday, and now im trash at playing golem."

by Clash Royale expert 69 December 1, 2021

Golem

The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.

Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."

Person #2 - "Ok, here"

Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"

by perc O_o January 27, 2022