Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Gumper

a term the defines a person or thing that acts as a punching bag for insults

that dude is such a gumper

by Gumper the dumper December 11, 2022

gumperson

A person who texts you, follows you, wants to be with you all the time.

My ex girlfriend is a gumperson. She calls me everyday.

by Reday March 20, 2023

gluper

A word a white boy with brown hair makes up and someone says it's a word

Tristan stop being a goofy gluper!!

by Toes4lifers May 15, 2023

Glompers

Glompers - an adjective to describe someone's massive gravity grippers.

Glompers - Someone's big ass feetsies

Sam: Hey have you seen Terry's massive feet?

Jeri: Yeah he has massive glompers.

by MakaMalik June 22, 2023

Glumped

Extensively baked.

(In extreme cases - Giga-glumped).

"You alright?"

"Yeah man I'm just glumped"

by MC Bunion April 7, 2024

Gumperflupp

Someone who dislike anybody named Jeff/Jefferson to an extreme degree and will kill anybody named Jefferson on sight.

Leander has been a real gumperflupp lately.

by Mr bloop April 25, 2024