Gluck

The combination pee and poop that comes out of a birds ass.

That chicken just glucked on the sidewalk.

by Pete911t April 12, 2022

Gluck

Good luck

Sofie: I have a huge test tomorrow and i haven't studied at all
Adam: Lol gluck with that

by Myke Hauk February 1, 2022

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Gluck Gluck 3000

When you get painting the wall, and you need to take excess paint of your brush, so you slap it of both sides of the tin.

Myself and Emily decided to paint the kitchen, there was to much paint so we decided to do the Gluck Gluck 3000!

by Carolina Edwardino December 3, 2024

Gulag Gluck Gluck

When waiting in the Gulag in call of duty, your teammate joins you and gives you a blowjob in the cell before entering the death match as a parting gift.

I was sent to the gulag but luckily my squad mate joined me and gave me the gulag Gluck Gluck before entering the death match.

by GlazinCheeks April 10, 2025

Gluck Gluck 6000

Taking the 3000 model up a notch by adding just a little twist to the motion. Enhancing the pleasure....or adding to the wear and tear on your junk.
*please be sure to use generous amount of lube or pre-oral lubing!

Babe, you are too fucking basic with that Gluck Gluck 3000. Step it to the Gluck Gluck 6000 already damnit before I trade you in for a better model!

by RichTheRedn3ck November 1, 2023

yuck gluck

When you vomit on a dick and keep sucking it

“Yeah your boyfriend gave me that yuck gluck last night that shit was crazy’

by yuckfluxk October 15, 2022