Gooner

Mostly famous for supporting the London club Arsenal Fc. Other known signs *hating spurs* *hating chelsea* *loving red* *know everything about arsenal* *either they're wengerin or wengerout*

Person 1: Do you think that person is a gooner?

Person 2: Well he wears red A LOT, screams we hate tottenham & coyg, holds a wengerout sign, no of course not why would you say that. *face palm*

by Gråzon April 24, 2017

gooner

someone who is chronically goon

Hey gooner, we're over here. And relax with the doritos

by broooo May 25, 2012

Gooner

Someone who sniffs poppers excessively whilst masturbating

Ugh, Desmond is such a gooner

by Dicklodocus November 15, 2022

gooner

A glory hunting pussbag who has very little knowledge of
football

Gaz is a Gooner!!!!!!

by jigster October 28, 2006

grooner

An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner

'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'

by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008

Glooberschneiber

N. The substance formed when one simultaniously ejaculates, and sneezes. To glooberschneiber -berred, -berring V. Glooberschneiberish Adj.

you have a little glooberschneiber on your shirt there; did you just glooberschneiber all over the place?

by ryva9125 January 19, 2011

gloomerati

A cynical worldwide movement to convince people that the world is controlled by a small number of high powered individuals. The international marketing of conspiracy theories that prey on the paranoia of the underdogs in society.

The 9/11 conspiracy theorists are part of the gloomerati which are profiteering from the mass hysteria generated by tragic events.

The gloomerati want you to believe that a small number of powerful people are conspiring to maintain a hold over your life.

by joshua rainbird March 15, 2008