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when you're Janis and you gotta take 12 cards at once.
Haha Janis, you better glogloglogloglog!!
by PotatoDealer6969 March 26, 2019
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glogogobal

That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads 936 more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and don't want to eat it, Satan continues to force the disgusting popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will let you go. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where you will die a slow, painful death.
Person 1: My cousin died.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Glogogobal...
by Miss Intelligence March 2, 2020
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gloggles

A combination of glasses and goggles used for safety / sports wear.
I need to wear glasses and goggles for skiing, now I can wear gloggles instead.
by Mrs Guv's husband April 8, 2020
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glogner

The reason everything that brings happiness is now ash.
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Dyno: glognerlover_69 was banned from SARB.
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Glogan Talldirty

When you haven't showered in 3 weeks then you scrape your ass cheese and make a grilled cheese sandwich with it fry this with Green Bay Butter and serve it to your whole family
Lucas Had a Glogan Talldirty for breakfast
by Jimothy Floppy Bannana October 12, 2021
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glogin

A word commonly used in mental hospitals that is used when one does not know what they are doing/feeling at the moment when asked about it
What are you doing?”
“Oh I’m just glogin”
by Jomamabigballsack_69 July 16, 2022
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gloge

this is illegal swearnall againist the russians
it means "russians retard" or whatever it is
gloge
by imakeweirddefinitions February 14, 2023
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