GIT

Short for "Global Internet Threat" or "Global Interthreat" if you want.
And by that I mean a threat to everyone using the internet, creator or user, like the Article 13 threat, that's what I consider a GIT.

Person A: Hey you know Article 13 that threatens the internet?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: It's really a GIT.

by SauceyRed November 28, 2018

Git

Little piece of shit

Jake: Hey Jill, I think Jamie is really cute.
Kill: She may be cute but she is git!

by ooga.booga.babyyy December 23, 2019

Git

Gangster in training

Giovanni: Yo gits are ya ready to rank up a storm?
Team Rocket: HELL YEAH

by Alpha Kenny One September 4, 2016

Git

goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t

Jim: "Do you use git in your software development?"
Steve: "What...you mean that goddamn idiotic truckload of sh*t? Hell yeah I do"

by thislittlepoopypantsishungry March 25, 2019

Git

A young kid, or early teenager.

"Dawg, why are all theez Git's at the party! When the Mutha Fuckin Law come we gone get in trouble."

by The Theoretically Correct May 20, 2009

Gits

Gastro-intestinal toxic shock. It's that horribly bloated and alarmingly painful feeling you get after eating way more than your body can handle.

I totally got the gits last night after wolfing down that family sized chicken finger platter.

by beefchunks November 22, 2009

Gits

You can Gits someone, to be Gitsed is to have your house decorated, prank style! In order to Gits you must tape up, silly string, fake snow etc someones house/apartment. To Gits, however, is not to cause damage or long term issues.

Haha! You just got Gitsed!
We're gonna Gits them!

by Gitzer1 July 7, 2010