Girth Robot

The great metal God of girth who will wash away your sins and lead you to mechanical salvation.

Girth Robot lives!

by Girth Disciple May 29, 2013

Girthy-Base

The amount of girth, measured at the base of the phallus.

She grabbed my Girthy-Base and then began stroking till the load shot on her chest.

by SauceyGirth September 26, 2014

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

gittha

Scrotum

Ball sac

Male balls

Tera gittha bahut kaala hai . (Hindi)

by Ghoda07 January 4, 2018

Girth Brooks

A well endowed man, not only in length but width as well.

- a man with a codpiece that resembles the trunk of a redwood, never ending in length and unwavering in width from base to tip.

- sometimes used to describe the human pringles can.

- in Northeastern Tennessee, this is most widely know as a pseudonym for a country man with an enormous codpiece.

Rick's dick is so big, that when he slid it up in her, he still had two hands on the base. It was like a fat kid wearing a shmedium shirt. Now Rick is known as Girth Brooks.

by Captain Kack n Bahlz January 12, 2020

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021