E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

Guesstimate

To guess instead of actually using any proper way of estimating, therefore using less effort than estimating

It said to estimate in the math question, but I CBF so I guesstimated

by Lissalicious October 18, 2008

Guesstimate

To guess something very randomly.

Teacher: Billy, what do you think will happen to the vinegar when we put in salt? Please do NOT guesstimate.
Billy: It will turn into a dog

by iluvtrolling76 February 26, 2019

guesstimate

an approximation based on calculation

Before you guesstimate, do a little more research on the subject.

by The Return of Light Joker May 24, 2010

gastamate

fart or burb

Ewwwwwww man u gastamated.

by samantha_loves_aaron July 27, 2003

Estimate

Estimate is a common word used in the construction industry. Usually used by a worker in a supervisory position or someone with their own truck as a way to get out of doing a shitty job or just not wanting to deal with it. Inclement weather and temperature usually play into it.

Hey Brandon, I need your help on this job. It’s real shitty

Sorry Matt, I have an estimate to do

by Mjc1125 May 3, 2018

guestamate

a guess and an estimate

"Give me a guestamate of when youll be back!"

by buggyboo May 5, 2008