geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

geriatric fuck

A memorable quote said by Will Ferrell in the popular 2008 comedy film "Step Brothers".

From the film,

Dr. Robert Doback (Father): "You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!"
Brennan Huff (Will Ferrell): "Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!"

YouTube Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-mXKIs0jyI

by HolyDumbFuck June 1, 2010

Gerita

Gerita is a canon ship in the anime named Hetalia. But get my facts straight, obviously the two people being shipped, Germany and Italy, are in a relationship behind closed doors. Without Gerita, the fangirls would have nothing to fangirl over, except maybe UsUk. Read about it, draw about it, goddammit you can even write a book about Germany fuckin G Italy for all I care. Just support this ship as much as possible.

Did you hear about Gerita being canon?
No...
Oh....okay.

by ameris_bank_dude June 6, 2018

geriachick

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.

Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.

by o0oo January 12, 2008

geriatrism

When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.

Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.

by Nate Bodine December 27, 2007

gerirocktric

Aging or geriatric rock stars still touring and performing. They are musicians who are old enough to be given geriatric health care.

Rolling Stones, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, The Who all contain gerirocktric musicians. Musicians who are well past their prime in terms of the age of rock musicians yet continue to perform and tour like they used to.

by Bill The Mad Catter June 7, 2009

Gerie

People named Gerie are usually very loud, but in the best way possible. They’re extroverted and outgoing, with an awesome sense of humor. They’re never afraid to defend their friends and they heavily enjoy music and sports.

Lauren: Is that Gerie?
Jessica: Yeah, she’s a really good friend!

by robloxgamer987notamber December 12, 2019