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true geordie 

the kindest madlad with a heart of gold. King of the North
Have you seen True Geordie
Yes, he cured my cancer
true geordie by BigAss656345 August 1, 2018

Texas Geordie 

The term Texas Geordie originated in Fitzwilliam circa 2008. Derived from the bountiful oil harvesting in the American State of Texas and the fondness of natives of Newcastle for female's behinds, Texas Geordie refers to females who enjoy a good anal digging.
Wye aye man! Sue went crazy last night after she polished of those crates of cheap Becks. I never knew she was a Texas Geordie.
Texas Geordie by willsyho January 20, 2009

True Geordie 

A True Geordie is this act of defecating upon a sexual partners chest.
Hey man you up to watch the new True Geordie podcast and maybe True Geordie?
True Geordie by perc30noodles January 15, 2022

blond geordie 

Term used to describe a fair haired boy from Newcastle who is easily confused and lacks the ability to spell "blonde" correctly. Otherwise known as "the dyslexic womble". Linked to nibbledora who is equally blonde at times....or arguably at all times
by the dyslexic womble himself
david: "It's confusing for a blond geordie"
nibbledora: "do you mean blondE david?"
blond geordie by Nibbledora March 30, 2005

Geordi Roll 

Sometimes called the Epic Geordi Maneuver it's a move often used by the protagonist of a television show or movie to escape a door that slowly closes from the top down, quite often used by Geordi La Forge to escape when a warp core breach is imminent. It can also be applied in real life situations such as the closing of garage doors and any other overhead door, but it is not advisable to attempt a Geordi roll with any other type of door.
After pushing the button John had to Geordi roll to make sure he'd get out of the garage in time.
Geordi Roll by TwistedD85 April 25, 2010

Georgie Fruit

1. Of Montreal frontman Kevin Barnes' African American cross-dressing alter ego. Georgie Fruit's in his late forties, a black man who has been through multiple sex changes. He's been a man and a woman, and then back to a man. He's been to prison a couple of times. In the '70s he was in a band called Arousal, a funk rock band sort of like the Ohio Players. Then he went through a few different phases.

2. Anyone who, like Georgie Fruit, says that romantic love is flat, something only for people with no real ambition in their life.
Georgie: I'm just a black she-male, and I don't know what you people are all about.

Charlie's such a Georgie Fruit. S/he doesn't believe in love but s/he can't keep her/his legs closed..
Georgie Fruit by coniecone November 5, 2010