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Garlonda

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)
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Garcon (name)

A very loving and caring friend. He will always look out for others before himself. They are good at drawing and many sports, they are very smart with their words and is passionate and confident. You’ll be lucky if you come across these types of people, they’ll make you melt!
You should be friends with Garcon (name), he’ll always look out for others!
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Garbonculous

This term means that something is utterly ridiculous or out of this world.
"you're garbonculously stupid" - Larry

"wow, you're a garbonculous" - the creator
by duffensmirts February 10, 2023
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Fux garnon

Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".

Also a form of greeting in informal settings.
1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!

2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?
by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016
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Gargone

A women with red hair who enjoys running and very tall men. She is silly but also very friendly. She plays the clarinet very well, and has some very good friends. She likes to torture people who she does not get along with (especially if their name is Chris.)
Wow! That girl is awesome! And she's holding her clarinet! She must be a Gargone!
by SamZee May 21, 2010
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garbonzo

to insert the penis into the partner's nose
i garbonzo'd her
by me February 18, 2003
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Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.
Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...
by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008
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