goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

gander

1. To get screwed by someone or something.
2. To take a turn at something.

1. Dang it! I just got gandered by that midterm...
2. Dude... let me get a gander next at smash melee.

by Juicy Jayy September 20, 2016

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

gander

to take a mysterious handsome little walk

example 1
ruben: i need a wee wee
william: let’s take a gander to the toilets

example 2
william: i need a sausage roll
ruben: let’s go on a gander to greggs

by #williammmmm October 14, 2021

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

reverse gander

the act in which one party reverses the classic "gander this" trick back at you

"did you hit her with the reverse gander?"
"yeah, i ripped off my clothes and said 'gander this bitch'"

by gandergoer1341 July 13, 2024

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022