gallopping

when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.

gallopp galloppingshitting

by Robbie Vacotti February 26, 2011

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016

Galloping yahoos

Diarrhea

I got the galloping yahoos from that Chinese food last night

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

Harry gallop

A 5”6 stud that only takes huge shits and was born with hair on his chest,he gave his marjes pum carpet burn

Tracey-did you see Harry gallop at the gym earlier

Brie-yeh I’d let him fandangle
Me

by Active_fappa April 19, 2023

gallop the maggot

Yet another term for male masturbation

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.

by Captain snort August 23, 2019

galloping trotters

The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!

Shut your "galloping trotters"!!!

by HawleyRae March 2, 2023

Gish Gallop

Infamous debate tactic used by amateurs, grifters who are paid by shills, and people who only care about winning alike, the Gish Gallop is a tactic in which one person purposefully gives as many incorrect or falsely-quoted statistics as possible in a very short time frame. This forces the opponent to waste speaking time taking down endless strawmen and lies created by their opponent, and is usually a sign that the utilizer is arguing in bad faith. People with scientifically/factually incorrect positions such as transgenders, Neo-Nazis, and infamously, atheists, often use this tactic as simply quoting reputable sources and studies is not an option.

The Gish Gallop is a tactic commonly used when you have no shame or care for fact and just want to win.

by Hiojj October 17, 2025