mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.

I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.

by robisawesome August 31, 2011

fancy fapper

a fancy fapper a person who prefers a fancier way to get off such as reading erotic or fine and dandy porn

sir Richard is a fancy fapper and you can tell by the erotica he has lining his bookcase

by D.E.X January 14, 2018

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 16, 2010

Fappergasted

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.

wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.

by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

fappily ever after

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.

Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

by BlackWaltz3 April 25, 2019

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015