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I'm So Fucked Up

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.
Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.
by Evangelion Fan 02 November 7, 2019
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swoop fucker

Usually used in a workplace setting. Defines someone, usually management level, that comes into a big project at the last minutes and changes things for the worse, thereby ruining the project.
"Dammit, the ten of us have been working day and night for the last two weeks on that presentation. Then that swoop fucker shows up the afternoon before the meeting and took out all the good parts."
by Dwardisimo Rex September 14, 2008
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four-toothed cousin-fucker

A generic term for anyone who flies the Southern Cross, supports Donald Trump, drives a mud-encrusted monster truck, has less than a high school education, and/or actually enjoys sexual relations with family members -- as in Donald Trump's lust for his own daughter.
This stupid fuck at work still believes that Obama is a Muslim who wasn't born in the U.S. That four-toothed cousin-fucker shouldn't be allowed to vote. Or breed.
by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016
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Destination fucked

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.
Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.
by Ozzy man November 29, 2018
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Sailor Jerry Fucked

What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.

1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
by Ect813 March 10, 2011
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nostril fucker

this nostril fucker just just cut in front of me on the highway
by filkro June 2, 2009
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Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.
by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010
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