Fuck a duck 

In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat

Fuck a Duck. is not sheep shagging

Fuck a duck by nobby foreskin March 7, 2010

fuck a duck 

hello! I came up with this saying! It isnt fuck a duck anyway, its fuck a ducky and it means OH FUCK IM IN TROUBLE! or OH FUCK, WHAT DID I DO NOW!? or even, OH FUCK, I FORGOT!

Megan: It's my birthday, did you forget again?!
Brendon: FUCK-A-DUCKY!

fuck a duck by Meggie May 19, 2004

fuck a duck 

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck

um...figure out ur own ex

fuck a duck by um... January 27, 2004

Fuck a duck 

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.

"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."

Fuck a duck by Sean Bassett January 9, 2013

Fuck A Duck 

You looked this up! God, people!!!

FuckADuck!!!!
It is a action the involves fucking a duck with a in and out motion.

Fucking-means you put the D in the V aka a hole.

Fucking A Duck

-Braun B

Ah man, she cock blocked me, so I Fuck A Duck.

Ugly!? You can go fuck a duck!!!

Fuck A Duck by TroubleBraun! June 13, 2016

Fuck A Duck 

Somthing father says when something breaks.

"Father the heater broke". Father, "Aww... Fuck a duck!"

Fuck A Duck by AFT3RL1F3 June 28, 2020

Fuck a duck 

When you feel disscomfort, or anger you can use this saying. If fuck isn't good enough for you, or you just want to extend the sentence.

Oh fuck a duck, i think i just broke my toe.

Fuck a duck by IsabellaTheBestDuh November 4, 2020