"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"
by Phil May 24, 2004
An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.
by Girnola December 11, 2010
The term used by people when realising a mistake that can not be rectified and would mean doing the task from scratch. i.e. Sticking a note on a floppy disk and holding it down with a magnet.
An unfortunate incident meaning the need to outburst a comment to show the annoyance of the person in question.
An unfortunate incident meaning the need to outburst a comment to show the annoyance of the person in question.
Sandy: wakie wakie, time to get up sunshine its finals day.
Rachelle: What time is it? I got to get to physics test by 9.
Sandy: sorry its 10, you looked so peaceful sleeping I thought you deserved a lay in.
Rachelle burring head in pillow: Fuck a duck!
Rachelle: What time is it? I got to get to physics test by 9.
Sandy: sorry its 10, you looked so peaceful sleeping I thought you deserved a lay in.
Rachelle burring head in pillow: Fuck a duck!
by tomlizard June 09, 2010
An expression of suprise.
by ScottyD99999 August 15, 2008
In victorian times a man would get pleasure from sticking his john thomas up a duck, turkey or goose's rear end, whilst his dearest held it between her legs, and when the old chap was ready to shot his treacle the lady would cut the birds throat
Fuck a Duck. is not sheep shagging
by nobby foreskin March 07, 2010
This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.
by Sean Bassett January 09, 2013
Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
by dirtykurty September 07, 2010