A person who spends a considerable amount of time on internet forums dedicated to specific interests (music, games, etc). Consider themselves experts on said specific interest while (usually) not contributing anything to the interest themselves. A good size of their input, often the majority of it, is negative; they reason that this is the easiest way to prove themselves knowledgeable on the subject. They have little clout in real life regarding whatever topic the forum is dedicated to, so the forum is the only way they can feel they are contributing.
Person 1: Why does John spend hours each day reviewing songs and albums on the rock music forum, calling most of what he reviews terrible, when he doesn't play an instrument or contribute to music himself?
Person 2: Because he's a stupid forum warrior, that's why.
Person 2: Because he's a stupid forum warrior, that's why.
by thylacine87 October 8, 2010
A forum troll is someone who actively watches a forum. Not to be confused with a lurker, or just a forum frequenter, the troll annoys, pesters, and generally insults any thread they open.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."
2.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
-- Forum Troll : "I've become dumber just by reading this. Removing you from the genepool would not only be helpful to society, but would be praised in songs for generations."
2.
-- Interweb : "My dad called me yesterday and said that the house was up for sale and I have to move and now I won't have any friends and I'm so sad I don't even know how to use punctuation it's insane."
-- Forum Troll : TLDR <--- Common example of a forum troll response.
by Ashent June 27, 2006
These people originate on the Eastern coast of the USA. Often these individuals visit internet forums and post statements that make no sense and are of no relevance to the topic that is being discussed.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.
They have no control of their disorder and will stop at nothing to get another pointless sentance posted on some forum.
Quentin7234: Why did that guy just post on the forum that his dog doesn't eat sugar free biscuits, when this forum is about Battlefield 2?
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.
Soothie1932: I think that guy is a "Forum Addict", he posts on average 43 times a day on this site and I am yet to see him make any sense.
Quentin7234: Well, I wish he would stop. He makes me uncomfortable.
by Paul Fleming July 13, 2006
A discussion between friends, usually close friends whereby their inner most darkest secrets are revealed.
Jimmy: "Where is the strangest place you have jacked off?"
Joel: "I once spanked it in the bath dude."
Jimmy: "Oi, that's pretty disgusting bro."
Joel: "What? I thought this was an Open Forum."
Joel: "I once spanked it in the bath dude."
Jimmy: "Oi, that's pretty disgusting bro."
Joel: "What? I thought this was an Open Forum."
by Joelus October 29, 2006
by CaveSlime May 21, 2020
"OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EPIC SIMP FORUMS VANILLA???"
"Dude, it's an SMP, not a SIMP. Although you are a simp for that trash SMP server."
"shut the fuck up kid i am pro i have full iron armor"
"Dude, it's an SMP, not a SIMP. Although you are a simp for that trash SMP server."
"shut the fuck up kid i am pro i have full iron armor"
A person who responds to your forum post faster than the refresh of your monitor making it virtually impossible for you to correct yourself without looking like a complete jack-ass
1 This video is awesome!
2 Got a direct link to it?
3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)
2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.
2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......
4 You just got forum snipered
2 Got a direct link to it?
3 Just click on the video.. jeeez (BOOM HEADSHOT!)
2 I can't "see" the video I am at work and they block youtube. Just wanted to save it for when I get home to watch it.
2 PS: I posted this before I saw the link posted......
4 You just got forum snipered
by Carbonboy April 9, 2010