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obstinance 

A worm-like parasite that will drain you of all your resources and use them to kill your friends before killing you as well. After doing so it moves on to the next host.

Also defined as a headache.
Is obstinance in your town again?
obstinance by F*ck Karen April 13, 2019
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vow of obstinance 

one who stubbornly adheres to an attitude of sexualabstinence esp. intercourse.
Sharlene: "...aw come-on babe you know we're both aching for it, it's been like forever since we both made like the beast with one hump".

Shane: "I'm sorry honey but you know I've made a vow of abstinence, so please respect my vows and just be patient and when the time is right...blah blah..."

Sharlene: "Yeah whatever, sounds more like a vow of obstinance..."
vow of obstinance by Brohica October 2, 2009

1. Stubborn: Determined not to agree with other people's wishes or accept their suggestions.

2. Refusing to change: Unwilling to change or give up something such as an idea or attitude.

3. Difficult to control, get rid of, solve, or cure.
Obstinate people often are annoying and dumbass nooblets.

*Stubborn, determined, annoying, unwilling and always think they're right.
Obstinate by Jafje April 15, 2007

obstinant 

stubborn and unwilling to listen to another persons view
he's being so obstinant he won't even listen to you
He was so obstinate about his decision, that he wouldn't let her show him some ups about a better choice.
obstinate by alishia June 9, 2005

abstinance

guy: lets have sex
girl: no i believe in abstinance
guy: *gasps* so youre still a virgin?
girl: yes. im a good christian girl.
guy: okay, bend over and ill cure you of your phobia
abstinance by rollingstoner69 October 9, 2010
An unreleased song by The Strokes, written by Albert, for the end of their 40 minute home movie "In Transit" filming their tour through Europe in 2001. Consists of 2 lines of lyrics (repeated), a twangy guitar, bass, drums, and a keyboard.

The chorus consists of a high pitched keyboard melody.
I'm not gonna change 'till I want to...
obstinate by wasp2020 June 2, 2005
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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