a really annoying nickname for the name fiona.
often used because it rhymes with the words "stoner" and "boner".
most people who use it are jelous of fiona's awesomeness.
often used because it rhymes with the words "stoner" and "boner".
most people who use it are jelous of fiona's awesomeness.
1. "let's make a group on facebook called the 'anti fioner coalition.'"
2. "don't call me fioner you republican ballsucker!"
2. "don't call me fioner you republican ballsucker!"
by iffilust May 18, 2008
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by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
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by Danielle Didcock November 29, 2003
Get the foine mug.foon (f-oonh) 1. n. the proper defenition of foon (NOT AT ALL in fact having to do with anything sexually vulgar or "sporkish") comes from the description of a fast and therefore aerodynamic animal. The word was probably fashioned after fast and typhoon or perhaps simply fuzzy. The word itself was invented in 1989 by two biracial linguists. A foon will have its ears laid back, flattened to its head while running or swimming and while in momentum is often seen waving head to toe in an undulating fashion. 2. v. foon can also be used as a verb to describe the action of the noun eg. The otter fooned through the water.; The otter is fooning through the water playfully. 3. A third usage of the word foon is when one would impose upon an animal or person into the appearance of being aerodynamic by laying back the ears or head manually or by force. eg. Four year old Shelia patted the head of her cat with such enthusiasm that she forced its ears back {fooned its ears back} and the cat remained fooning with annoyance as it swished its tail back and forth. (Can be used in present tense as well.)
An otter can foon through the water, a grey hound is fooning across the track, a seal fooned through the water, Sheila fooned her cat, and the Chinese dragon is a majestic foon in the air.
by Pearl Lasky January 14, 2008
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Among Hispanics in Los Angeles (at least) they use foo for dude or man
The female version would be fooette
Among Hispanics in Los Angeles (at least) they use foo for dude or man
The female version would be fooette
by David I. January 19, 2008
Get the fooette mug.A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.
"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014
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