FoMoCo

Shorthand of Ford motor company but also used as an umbrella term for the several brands it created (Ford, Edsel, Mercury, Lincoln, Continental, Merkur, FordAustralia).

Only Ford, Lincoln and Ford Australia exist to this day.

Friend 1: Oh shit I think we are being followed by a cop Car, is that a Ford Crown Vic Police Interceptor?

Friend 2: Nah that's a Mercury Grand Marquis driven by my homie Alfred Miles. Both cars are part of FoMoCo's panther platform.

by Welldavis December 7, 2021

Fomoitis

An illness or addiction onset by the consistent feeling of FOMO (fear of missing out), in which a person or animal conscientiously or unconcientiously overrides their foundational physiological needs to meet the needs of the illness. A victim may knowingly or unknowingly allow social acceptance, belonging, love, entertainment and/or esteem needs to take precedence over basic foundational survival and safety needs, in order to fulfill their temporary desires of instant FOMO satisfaction. As a result of continuously acting upon the illness, dopamine chemicals are released within the victim’s brain, creating a false sense of security and acceptance. At this point an increased loss of logic and self-control arises. As the cycle continues, dopamine addiction takes precedence, and the victim’s illness reaches it’s peak. Once addiction ensues, an unbreakable lack of desire for basic foundational needs (e.g. safety, shelter, food, etc.) is created, ultimately causing the victim to spiral into a path of extreme harm or death. Without proper care, natural thoughts, tendencies and habits are completely ridiculed and overrided. At peak, the victim may become neutralized into a permanent vegetable state, often completely destroyed beyond the point of return.

Muffin’s fomoitis was so severe that it completely ruled her life and even caused her to follow everyone into the bathroom so she wouldn’t miss out on shit.

by KillerBunny731 December 26, 2022

FOMOG

Fear of missing out on goals, the feeling of pressure or anxiety to achieve certain milestones or accomplishments.

I have FOMOG every time I see my friends getting promotions or buying houses.

by UltraSmartGuy April 25, 2023

FoMoCo

An abbreviation for "Ford Motor Company." Usually when Ford owners start seeing this label on their car parts, it is time to trade in their shitty rustbucket for a good car by General Motors, or Chevrolet.

SHIT! I can see FoMoCo on my parts! I need a Chevrolet now because they last longer!

by PrayToLose April 9, 2021

forjoureo

A song which is indistinguishable to an untrained classic rock lover. It could be Foreigner, Journey or REO Speedwagon song but you are not sure which.

"Hmmm Double Vision, That is a Forjoureo is it not?"

by Judes January 7, 2005

Fomophobe

See: 'fomophobia', 'fomophobic'.

(The OPPOSITE of "FOMO")

A fear of: "the Fear Of Missing Out".
(...INTROVERTS UNITE! *sigh*)

When you feel ashamed/guilty/bad for NOT wanting to go/do something/somewhere (see: 'empathetic flake'.)

I love ____, but you know even if you invite her she's not going to come, and then she'll just feel bad afterwards.. She's just like that. She's just such a fomophobe!

by IWANTPIRANHAS September 30, 2017

Fomosexuality

A state of arousal, desire and dread, brought on by the certainty that everyone else is enjoying more exciting, more frequent and more imaginative sex than you are.

One look from the Air France flight attendant and Albert's fomosexuality zoomed into high gear, such was the look in her eyes, the slightly disordered hair, her swollen lips, and the hushed thickness of her voice - he knew - knew! - that she had enjoyed a wildly sleepless night, had rolled out of bed just in time to make her flight, that the two men and one woman who had shared her bed were all sleeping in a state of satiation as thick and fragrant as the Cappuccino she was extending to his trembling hand as he muttered his barely-coherent 'Merci Giselle, ah, merci'.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2019