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focip

Fear of Coughing in Public,
This fear manifests itself in a variety of ways including:

1) a realization that “yes, you might in fact be sick, and the cough is the least of your concerns”. Alternately

2) caused by the fear of judgement of others in your immediate vicinity, for your obvious selfish decision to not heed warning to stay home, despite how unrealistic that expectation is for many people whose career and financial well-being do not allow for that.

3) worrying about the improper coughing technique of an open cough, hand cough, or deep throated coughing fit ruining dinner out, an important presentation for work, or your blind date that was love at first sight.

4) the much feared, cough-o-rama, where one individual cough turns in to a chorus of others that precipitates in a collective fear of a two week quarantine without having a change of underwear.
My severe FOCIP while commuting on the train, resulted in me coughing with my mouth closed and going def when my eardrums burst from the pressure. At least I couldn't hear the disdain verbally emanating from fellow passengers.
by hightidetech March 8, 2020
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The Focker

The Focker is a modified version of "The Shocker."
In an attempt to induce the focker, the male slides the index and middle finger into the vagina, while proceeding to slide the ring finger and pinky into the asshole.
Oh my gosh, VJ gave Channon the focker and Channon sharted on his finger!
by GetUpOffOfThatThang December 3, 2010
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laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.
She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.
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fockle trockle

A bunch of people sitting in a hot tub together.
Hey guys, come over and join the fockle trockle!
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pass the chicken mother focker

final and last straw, an outbreak of anger telling someone u had enough of the hustle
im sick of your shiet, pass the chicken mother focker
by orange cafe April 8, 2007
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a plumbing focus

This is someone who is fascinated by the anal-genital area of the body and it's function.
Jose had a plumbing focus on women.
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focacta

An adjective meaning 'wrong', 'messed up', or somehow screwy.
A common misspelling of Yiddish farkakte. Probably somebody thought it looked more official as a Latinized word.
by yiddishExpert April 23, 2007
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