flazzlezorp

A lion/peacock/fish whose power over all is spitting out drinks at his/her competitors. A flazzlezorp can only live in the dishwasher (or the washing machine, but only on the first Tuesday of every month). Weaknesses include straws, towels, and heating lamps. Most commonly found in Finland or your dvd of Working Girl.

Oh my lord, Betsy, look at that giant flazzlezorp coming right at us!

by Belle and Lexa April 11, 2009

Fuzzbuzzler

One who sniffs the fur of animals.

Stephanie is the biggest fuzzbuzzler I know.

by GlennMac March 6, 2013

Fuzz Turd

A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.

That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.

by Fuzzman64 January 22, 2022

Fizzy Fuzz

Fizzy Fuzz sadly does not exist. I looked it up EVERYWHERE. If you have read the book 'Best Friends for Never', it is a fizzy drink similar to soda.

Please!!! Someone invent Fizzy Fuzz!

by Cecily de Vere March 7, 2017

Nuzz Fuzz

Hair on the nutz and ballz.

She didn’t like my ball sack so she shaved off all my nuzz fuzz.

She said my nuzz fuzz kept getting caught in her throat.

My nuzz fuzz is now shorn. My sack is smooth as dolphin skin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Grow some fuzz on your peaches

Man up; in a way that means grow some pubic hair on your testicles.

Matt: Ouch!! That hurt!

John: C’mon man. Grow some fuzz on your peaches.

by YexisfromTexas March 27, 2018

peach fuzz

When a guy first goes through puberty and decides he wants look more mature. To accomplish this he unsucessfully tries to grow facial hair. A very common look among teens from the trailer park. It come in light and sparse like the fuzz on a peach.

Joe: "Whats up Julio? Like my stache? I've been working on it for a few months."
Julio: "Awesome."

by TM January 25, 2005