Flute

North Dublin slang term for penis.

"Had to get custom made Calvin Klein's cos me flute is too long."

by Caladesh August 24, 2018

Sandra Fluke

A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.

Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!

by RME1976 June 17, 2012

fluce

money

I wanted to get into the card game but I had no fluce.

by E-Lucka May 29, 2009

Flute platter

Pushing an agenda with the intention of capitalizing or monetizing on an issue of basic human rights or public health.

Get a load of the flute platter Nike served with its new ad.

by Andoni’s late night July 8, 2020

Fluke Natouch

A talented and versatile Thai actor born on the 1st of June 1996. He is considered as one of the best Thai actors of the generation.

He starred in the film 'My Bromance' as Bank in 2014 and Pharm in the series 'Until We Meet Again.'

Fluke Natouch is so pretty, I cri. How can he be so cute and sexy at the same time?

Fluke Natouch is so talented that the world does not deserve him.

I want to meet Fluke Natouch in person!

by Nikkolo Imperial July 25, 2020

Ghetto Flute

A higher pitched synthesizer lead, generally a saw waveform using portamento and no decay, that appeared on many gangster rap tracks in the 90s.

You listening to that Gin 'n Juice track again? Yeah, you know how I love that ghetto flute.

by Danger Bronco March 22, 2010

Super flute

When the D is so long she gotta use both hands and her mouth making it look like shes playing a flute.

That hoe was playing the super flute behind the bar last night.

by Chas Moorehead July 20, 2018