tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

by Speedo Mannn yo December 18, 2008

fluffing

using adrenals on crab

Rali was fluffing again

by Morbo1 September 4, 2021

fluffins

an arse with an excess of hair

Bradley you fluffins

by J'ohdeey October 13, 2009

fluffinmuffin

This defines a man OR woman performing oral sex on a woman with a lot pubic hair.

I was watching some 80's porn the other day, and there was some serious fluffinmuffin going on.

by The famous Cort July 24, 2009

Fluffing the Gadget

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

by superkustom December 21, 2010

sir. fluffington

A cute cat who is very energetic and will scratch you if you disturb his/her vibing.

Oh there is sir. fluffington!

by TIK TOC GURL! May 30, 2020

fluicin

an act of flossing while juicing at the same time.

1.) My panish is fluicin the juicin.

2.) That shit right there is straight fluicin!

3.) I will tell you right now that this shirt will straight fluicin the ladies at the gym!!

by martatodd March 3, 2009