Flourettes

Seemingly polite and conventional people who intermittently make offensive, fleeting Tourette's-like statements to catch people off guard.

Flourettes enjoy peppering their conversation with unexpectedly rude comments to prove they aren't as tame as they seem.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

floust

A term used to describe a colorful arangment and a neatly decorated assortment of random items.

Woah man those are some fucking floust sleeves you have there. And those clouds. Badass

by Zane Weathers April 21, 2008

Lowell Flosser

Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.

Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.

by Mike Sig December 10, 2006

Fouse

A more American way to say fiance.

"He just proposed to me, he is now my fouse."

by Cardilly August 28, 2009

flonser

a mix between a loser and someone who is forever alone.

"That kid is such a flonser, he has no friends."

by flonser4life October 31, 2011

Floseidon

God of Flow

Con Bro Chill is his prophet.

Floseidon runs Con Bro Chill's Emporium.

by Swim4life17 January 2, 2012

Snickle Floosen

Used as an exclamation.

When you can't remember something but it is on the tip of your tongue and your mind just needs to do a memory dump before it melts.

Someone on the street asks you a relatively simple question such as, "what is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" After knowing that you should respond with "African or European" but you can't put it into words and you feel your blood pressure starting to rise and beads of sweat form on your brow your brain turns to mush and all it can come up with is....Snickle Floosen.

by Hoot83 July 27, 2009