Footlonging

the state of someone after consuming a 6inch Subway sandwich and regretting not getting a footlong.

"i just finished my meatball sub but now im footlonging

by sighost neue July 22, 2010

Hobo Footing

To find a homeless person, amputate their foot, and use it to sexually stimulate a woman.

'...I remember with fondness the frolics of my youth. The summer weekends of 1928 were particularly ranmbunctious, as myself and my good friend Archibald would get skagged up the early evening and and spend the rest of the night Hobo Footing...' - Hemondsworth Bavishay

by H, Steve, James January 19, 2008

floating melon patch

a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water

uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses

by 77transam August 28, 2006

floating air biscuit

To fart or pass wind

"Who dropped a floating air biscuit"

by Cunningstunt July 8, 2014

Flooping

The act of going crazy and attacking something.

" Lauren, stop flooping the bees! "

by Flooper May 1, 2010

Flothing

To Floth. To float in a flopping manner.

The key to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. However most people only succeed in flothing, not flying.

by Mighty Morphin' Man May 1, 2008

Floating Brain

The bare ball-sack of a young and highly promiscuous young man!

'"I'm going to give you a floating brain in the face!"
":O"

by John from 17 March 3, 2010