Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”

Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.

by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022

floop

A substitution for offensive language

'For floop's sake' or 'Floop off'

by Judith December 8, 2004

floop

When are girl farts, bleeds, and poops at the same time.

"All this sex is making me floop."

by FancyButterflies August 8, 2009

Floop

A girl who appears innocent and sweet but has a hidden agenda for some cock.

Guy: "I've been seeing this girl Amanda...you know the one that is always sitting alone at lunch and stuff like that? Well today she asked me to pull it out. I didn't expect her to be a floop."

by titanswearredsox June 16, 2009

floop

when u fart but accidentally shit ur pants

oh shit i flooped!

by kujo March 9, 2004

Floop

To inadvertently caresses a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.

He flooped my left breast!

by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008

floop

a silly person whos saying silly things and is just full of nonsense.

margaret and ryan are both floops!

by Margaret Ryan January 10, 2010